The Leaf of Accordia
From Infictive
I couldn't afford a lawyer, and I didn't trust a state appointed one, but this man from the SOSM named Nick Gafner said that he could get off those contraband charges if I memorize the Principals of Distortia, braille edition, volume eight. I learn Braille and I memorized the the book, he got me off of all charges, he even provided me with a Get Out of Jail Free card, so hard to get them nowadays.
