Rodent Industries®
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Rodent Industries believes itself to be the worlds oldest corporate entity, claiming a heritage stretching back over 47 million years to a time when only small rodent creatures could survive the harsh environs of Earth. It makes claim to the organized push behind all of the mamalian evolution into the present and proceeding to the distant future.
Rumor has it they may have employed Agent Titan at one point. Possibly linked to Squirrel related uprisings. Commonly accepted to have been founded by a radionic engineer who later went mad, contradicting of the official corporate line.
From Colonel Purple's Live From The Underworld Album
