Pineal crystals
From Infictive
Pineal crystals grow inside the human brain. Not only do they contain a recording of everything the human has ever experienced, but they also contain DMT. The aliens like to get high on DMT and see what their human friends have been up to in their pathetic little lives. They laugh at our petty endeavors, our insecurities and our awkward attempts to spread our DNA. Bastards.
KEEP BREEDING! As long as there are humans, there will be a pineal crystal trade and Earth will not be destroyed.
These brightly shineing crystals of pure human based DMT provide a amazeing boost for spacecraft, approaching the speed of light, they get there fast and make more bad things happen. A cheaper from of Pineal crystals, Crystal pine, is sweeping across mid-America like a lightening bolt. This cheaper form is a home made version of the human gland that red necks make using household products such as a bananna, an onion, some bleach, and a paperclip.
