Great Big List of Those Who Are Up To No Good
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Aaaaaand...we're back! So you wanna know who is up to no good, eh? This is the place. Sure, some people judge us and say that good and evil are completely subjective concepts, but that's just not so. Good and evil are real, folks! We know it for sure. Boy, do we ever! So in our quest to prove good and evil beyond a shadow of a doubt, we've complied this list, this...great big list...to help you figure out who is who and who is up to no good. Because once you know who is up to no good, you can use them and their opposites as yardsticks to figure out which side you're on. Isn't that wonderful?
And NOW! FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, for the LAST TIME ever...the GREAT BIG LIST OF THOSE WHO ARE UP TO NO GOOD! Much cheering and applause ensues.
And finally, the list:
- Madame Pandarra's parasitic Siamese twin sister, Zarumba
- The Squirrel (obviously)
- Little Holly Hotchkiss
- Purple Snorbs
- Kangarllamas
- The Dolly Lama
- Jubb Zeet
- Tony Derringdall
- Krubb Malicious
- The Inventors of Repickled Sea Cucumber
- Gerald Ellon
- Ratchet Phillipe
- The Thing That Cannot Be Named
See also: The Most Hated People In The World
