You try out stand up comedy

You try out a career in stand up comedy. You get a gig at the shitshow bar. This place sucks but at least it will be a start. They hire first nighters all the time. Its a rough crowd though. Comics have been killed on this stage.

1. You ad-lib while high
2. You tell lots of fart jokes
3. You tell nothing but political jokes
4. You get coked up and spew hate at the audience
5. Your act is a hour of silence. A tribute to John Cage
6. You use funny balloon animals and a slegehammer in your act