Ugla-man is a supervillian-cum-dictator, active in America (though never convicted of wrong-doing) during the eighties.
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The villain began life as an ordinary Romanian hen, fattened for her delicious meat in a collective coop, one day to be beheaded and devoured. She might have been nothing more than another meal were it not for that fateful day at the secret research laboratory, were it not for the accidental drop into a vat of LSD and other unnamed experimental chemicals! The mixture reanimated the headless chicken, and it crawled, steaming and dripping, from the vat, escaping out a window into the streets outside. The chicken writhed in a grimy alley as its bones dissolved and its body bloated, changing physically and chemically -- once nothing more than another dinner, now a new, deadly species!
Embarked on a life of crime, launched numerous attacks on American interests with support of Soviet KGB. Called "Comrade Magma" by popular press in America.
Was trapped at the bottom of the Black Sea by American heroes with help from the Romanian government.
1979: Resurfaces, having escaped imprisonment by some unknown means. Having gained the power of speech, he officially christens himself Ugla-man, and takes over a piece of Romanian land off the coast of the Black Sea.
He created his own country Uglavaria, and there is reigns to this day. The threat of war with america over alleged weapons of mass destruction are constant. If fact, if it wasn't for the compromising pics of the president naked and getting his groove on at Bohemian grove the war would have started long ago. Ugla-man retains a sexually based on chickens, the female chicken is a sexy beast to him, and eating or killing these animals in his country will get you the Worse than Death penalty.