If you seek shelter from the heat in a nearby store

It's time for a long aimless shopping spree. You even have a shopping cart that you will not fill. You can only take what you can carry. It's just a way of passing time without being kicked out for sucking up the A C. As you slowly wheel the cart around, watching the pretty girls dressed in they're summer clothes, you notice Microwaveable Andrew McFing Biscuits (TM). Is nothing sacred? Is anyone not a sell out? They keep the aisle with the Ice cream and such really cold. Hard nipples to be leered at here. You can't help it, and your erection bulges against your pants. You select some prefrigerated sodas and turkey pie style food in a can. You bring your meager purchase up to the register, and you stop in horror and disgust. That's fucking Sigall Hasterson. The prick! He is the only fucking cashier. What a bastard!

• 1 If you bolt for the emergency exit screaming bloody murder
• 2 If you run at full speed with the cart, jump up onto it as it approaches the register
• 3 If you get into line and try to hold your wayward tongue
• 4 If you scream angry vile at him
• 5 If you start thrashing the store and yelling rude things
• 6 If you attempt to force feed him the drug you have in your pocket

Seek Shelter from the Heat by 4 Angry Mollkins