If you just wait in your car for the gas fairy to show up

• Waiting for the gas fairy by Fluc

Background: Thought to exist only during times of gas drought, the gas fairy is a myth we tell our little kids about how daddy and mommy will get to work and back. The gas fairy was created to remind ourselves that we can make it through any gas drought. The gas fairy was made popular during the Great Gas Wars of the world for an all or nothing showdown between nations (everyone vs. the middle east).

When you decide to sit in your car and wait for the gas fairy, you end up falling asleep. With no cell phone to call back to your family to tell them where you are, you figure this is the end of the road. Thoughts of depression and fear come into mind. You start playing the blues with hairs from your nose and sing...

• 1 If you sing "I've got those running gas blues"
• 2 If you sing "Can't nobody hold me back now, cause im not going anywhere, anyway!"
• 3 If a man by the name of Andrew McFing is walking by and stops to see what all the music is. You explain to him your situation and he agrees to help you push your car to his house, which is only a yard away.
• 4 If you wake up later, angry and ready to fight
• 5 If the gas fairy really shows up
• 6 If you wander aimlessly