If you get that tuna fish and cult spread sandwich out of your cooler and eat it

You might as well have lunch now. You have a sandwich in the cooler and a lemon lime energy drink called "Burn-out". You unwrap the sandwich from it's protective petroleum product coverings and you bite off a piece of it. Yummy! A dirty warm feeling spreads throughout your belly.

• 1 If you have another sandwich
• 2 If you go to the library to hack the oppressors
• 3 If you wash it down with a Taco Pop(TM)
• 4 If you put on a sombrero
• 5 If you force yourself to vomit to prevent stomach cancer from the cult spread sandwitch.
• 6 If you begin looking for the nearest public restroom immediatly

Get a Cult Spread sandwich by J Toehead and the affected