If you are now Andrew McFing

This is you, Andrew McFing.

Glitter flies up from the book as you open the ancient bindings, and it hits you like a gram of blueberry kind budd. You fall back, back, back, splashing into a river of whiskey, and you pass out in it as you float into a new life, a new identity...

1. If McFing preps to do some writing
2. If squirrels attack McFing while he's out walking
3. If Andrew trys to remember bits of Sex and Death in High School
4. If McFing has an interview with Going Stoned Magazine
5. If McFing is going to a jam session with his band
6. If McFing goes on a bender