You walk to the kitchen, barefoot through a sticker patch that has covered your whole carpet while you were alseep. It hurts. You pause in front of the pantry to pull several yellow thorny stickers out of your stinging feet. Inside the pantry you see a draino flange cake under glass. You take it to the kitchen table. you don't bother getting a fork or knife. That would be more walking on this fucking carpet. You take off the glass cover and fling it into the wall. It shatters with a musical tone. The cake looks like a oozeing green infected sore. You piece off a bit of it and in your mouth it goes. Gag relfex kicks in. You have to fight to keep the thing down. Chemicals and animal fat. So greasey rainbow reflections come off of it. You force down two more bites. You know you will puke now, theres no avoiding it. You brush the cake onto the floor as you crawl onto the kitchen table. The draino cake makes a nasty splat as it contacts the floor. It slowly spreads out like a warm section of lard. You are gagging and choking, violent and painfull spasms wretch through your belly. The cake comes up, soaked in blood from your dissolving belly. The table rocks with your spasming vomit convulsions. The table tips and you fall onto the sticky cluttered floor. You puke and puke till nothing but blood is coming up. It feels like razer blades are whirling in your stomach. Finally you die, face down in the Draino Flange Cake.
For what seems only a few still peacefull moments the roar of the pain doesn't peel back your ears. Everything is tranquil. This should last forever but it don't. You reincarnate instead.
The End