Category:You are a painter

A

• A glimpse into the horrors of life in jail
• A nude model/ lover becomes the subject of many paintings
• A revalution starts and you get in on it
• A riff within Inficto splits the school in half and you must choose sides
• All the inficto artists are being killed off one by one
• Animals are not enough for you -- human lives must be taken to ensure your paintings are their best

C

• Crumpy challanges you to a painting joust

D

• Dark Times are comin
• Dark Times are here

G

• Get drunk coaxing yourself to get wild
• Get involved

H

• Helen Highwater picks you up

I

• If keep following your bliss
• Its a series of paintings of nature
• Its lots of acid and shrooms while painting
• Its the first Inficto gallery showing
• Its time for the showing

J

• Jack vows revenge
• Jump off of waterloo bridge

L

• Life goes on as normal
• Lots of art groopies these days

M

• McFing commisions you to paint a book cover for him
• McFing trades some drugs for your art
• More Blue
• More Dex then
• More of that Preformance art O K?
• More preformance art then

N

• Next phase shit on vomit
• Now its your black period

P

• Pull the plug

T

• The government trys to ban the inficto school
• The Inficto movement gets lots of attention at this time
• The long run is here
• The memorys of this spark a series of brutal paintings
• The money runs out and you paint sober
• The police bust you with the body before you can finish the painting
• The president's wife commisions you to do a series of ceramic works for the white house

W

• War breaks out

Y

• You add copius amounts of cocaine to your pallete
• You and a friend from inficto get a artists loft
• You and the inficto crowd go after Jack Crumpy to fix his wagon good
• You are commissioned to do a portrait of Ugla-Man
• You are drafted into war
• You are living on the street nowadays
• You are only in it for the money
• You are semi-famous and paying for dinner with sketches
• You are thrown out of the Inficto school of painting
• You attempt a gloryous suicide
• You become a painter
• You become more eccentric
• You begin to kill animals for artistic inspiration
• You call the police
• You come out of your coma
• You cut back on heat and food to save a little cash back

Y cont.

• You dare to try to become a legal artist
• You decide to see a psychiatrist about your nightmares, even if it means you may never paint again
• You decide to take a vacation
• You decide to traval the world painting
• You destroy all your art
• You develope art weapons
• You do a long series of pencil sketches while in jail
• You do a publicity stunt for Inficto
• You do a series of blank canvas's
• You do a series of paintings based on your dreams
• You do a series of paintings called vacation in hell
• You do a series of sexually explicit paintings
• You do more nude self portraits
• You do Norman Rockwell like paintings but with odd twists
• You drink and dope up the eight hundred bucks
• You drink and pop pills while painting
• You drink and whore
• You drink and womanize a lot
• You eat sparingly and this leaves you cash for one art supply a week
• You experiment with halogramic painting
• You fiend up all the new dope and get busy painting some more
• You fly to france to try and sell a canvas or three
• You get a famous actress to pose nude for you
• You get a loft and start making really big paintings
• You get a new weed contact and start shrooming while painting as well
• You get a party time job to help you survive
• You get into belligerent art
• You get into ceramics
• You go on and on and a portrait prostitute
• You go on the road with just a harley and your sketch book
• You go to a big party after the showing
• You go to art school
• You grab a knife and attack the invaders!
• You hang out in wild clubs and drink absinthe
• You have a solo gallery showing
• You have seven good docs
• You have your blue period
• You have your first Canadian gallery showing
• You hear someone was caught with the lost sketch book and busted for illegal art supplies and for breaking into the store
• You hide out in the desert a few months
• You keep on chaseing epic dreams
• You keep things going like this
• You keep up at the sculpture
• You keep up this one canvas a year program
• You keep your art going onbut hidden
• You kill her in your studio as soon as she gets in the door and paint into the morning
• You leave painting for something for profitable
• You leave the world of art in search of happyness
• You live on almost no food and spend everything on art supplies
• You make a run for it
• You make your own art supplys
• You make your weed house a art gallery
• You move to Canada to escape the repression
• You move to europe

Y cont.

• You move to Uglavaria to paint the sharp mountains all capped with snow
• You must steal to get money for art supplies
• You never have good dreams any more, only nightmares, and your art reflects this
• You never return to art when you come out of the coma
• You obtain a rival artist
• You only do one painting a year now, but your charge a minimun of one hundred thousand dollars for it
• You only paint very late at night when the city is its most still and quiet
• You paint a massive sixty by eighty foot portrait of your smileing face and call it the whole world
• You paint a tarot deck
• You paint dark gritty scenes of urban life
• You paint like a man on fire
• You paint sober, but only after waking from a dream
• You paint what happens next
• You party a lot
• You play militery music for appear O K
• You return to America to be with family and friends
• You rob a licker store
• You run away and join an artist cell
• You see the error of your ways
• You show signs of life
• You sing embarrassing confessions at people as you drift about town
• You sponsor a Inficto school showing
• You start a painting on your wall using body fluids, ink and food stains
• You start a series of paintings in mostly blue colors
• You start doing destructive preformance art
• You start doing paintings for the Argent city post cards
• You start getting drugged up as well as drunk while painting
• You start growing your own weed
• You start selling paintings to coffee houses
• You start selling your work on the internet
• You start taking lots of Acid and X and begin a series of spirtual paintings
• You stay in your coma longer
• You still think you are a genius and refuse to pay for anything with cash
• You stop using cocaine and straighten your life up
• You suck cock for crack rock money
• You suddenly give up art and walk away from it all
• You take your art supplies outside to trip and paint
• You take your painting to the gallery
• You talk the hospital into accepting your sketch book as payment
• You traval to Uglavaria to paint
• You trip on tussin while painting
• You try out for the Infictive County Rough Fucks to appear normal
• You try out sculpture as well
• You try out some performance art
• You try to burgerlize the art store
• You try to get a sponsor
• You try to get robotic fingers
• You try to learn to hand paint, its like finger painting, except without fingers
• You use the money re build your studio
• You work hard getting ready for your next showing
• Your art is taken by the government for being decadant
• Your fingers grow back
• Your image is part of your art
• Your paintings are a slap in the face of the conservitive middle class