Category:Will Work For Gas

A

• And now for the medical experiments
• Are a light sleeper

B

• Beat him up bad while insulting him and telling him the cops are on they're way
• Bits of you and going to be dinner till there's nothing left
• Bum rush the farmer
• But he's not alone!

C

• Crying and yelling you exert a mutant aura that crushes surroundings

E

• Eat and then chores
• Electro shock torture
• Explore the basement for better weapons

F

• Farmer straps you to a gurney
• Find a way out of here
• Fuck it, just split

G

• Gather tools downstairs to pick the lock with
• Get out of bed and hide somewhere trying to get the jump on him
• Go into that used brick a brack store
• Go lay down on the cot, but be ready
• Grab the butter knife next to your leg and start sawing your leg off

H

• He demands you knee on the floor exacution sytle
• Here's the chores he has for you
• Hide in the woods
• Hide somewhere is the big dark basement
• Hulk up into a green giant!

I

• If the old man takes you back to his farm
• If they are makeing a snuff movie and your the star
• If you act like you are sleeping with that knife ready and hidden under the blanket
• If you are used as a biological sex toy
• If you attempt suicide by swallowing your tongue
• If you bolt and run for it
• If you bolt and run upstairs and hopefully out of there
• If you bolt upright in horror
• If you call the cops on him
• If you carry lucid dream into lucid reality
• If you continue to grope in the darkness
• If you eat a bar of chocolate
• If you eat the last choco bar
• If you eat the other bar of chocolate

I cont.

• If you feign sleep
• If you fling the blade at the farmer
• If you follow the sound , groping for a weapon along the way
• If you go back to sleep
• If you go downstairs and find your bed
• If you go upstairs to see what is up
• If you grab a knife and scream the basement door open
• If you grab a surgical blade to brandish like a weapon
• If you hide behind that overturned bookcase
• If you hide somewhere to the basement
• If you just keep going and hope the farmer don't see you
• If you just take it like a man
• If you just walk out the barn, telling the farmer you decided to sleep up there tonight instead
• If you lay back down, pretending sleep, waiting for things to quiet down upstairs
• If you look about the room for signs of your hidious host
• If you look for a weapon to use on that fucking Farmvert
• If you lucid spirit body confronts the danger of the real world
• If you plan to kill the farmer and rob the place of anything of value
• If you pretend to sleep
• If you remain calm and still, waiting to see what happens next
• If you roll out of bed on the side opposite the gun
• If you set your watch to wake you in forty five minutes so you can spy on the farmer's chicken plucker machine
• If you spend all your resources searching for a weapon
• If you spin to remain lucid
• If you spring out of bed, attacking who-ever is doing this
• If you stand beside the road with a will work for gas sign
• If you start awake, with your heart jack hammering
• If you start screaming for more candy
• If you take your stash of muscle pre-laxers and opiates to help you settle into sleep
• If you tear the basement up screaming a dinosaur like yell
• If you torture the farmer for information
• If you try to dig a hole out of here
• If you try to sneak out unseen, unheard, like a Ninja
• If you use your sweat to eat through the locked basement door
• If you wait by the door and listen to the farmer's activitys
• If you wake up
• If your lucid dreams overflow into reality

J

• Jump up and grab a scalpel

K

• Keep on as quiet as you can

L

• Leave him there an hour and a half while you search the place

O

• Open the lock,...with your MiNd

P

• Panic and run for the stairs

S

• Smash the house apart
• Start praying to the buddhist monk
• Steal his tractor to ram the door with
• Struggle with the chain trying to break free

T

• Talk casual but stay alert
• The farmer comes in just then
• Try to kick the door in
• Try to scar it off with savage growls

W

• Wait by the door and stab the fucker soon as he appears

Y

• You break in
• You check out the egg picking machine
• You drive home
• You get paranoid, so you search for a weapon, just in case
• You give up and accept your fate
• You go back to search for the key
• You go to the bathroom then go yell at the farmer downstairs.
• You have lucid dreams
• You lose your mind now
• You make your way out to his truck, fill it up on the side of the barn, and get the fuck out of Dodge
• You pounce off the stairs pick axe raised for the kill
• You pull your real body into the dream to escape danger
• You run from here to the front door trying to get out and away
• You run upstairs and try to lock the door
• You send your dream body into reality to defend your sleeping one
• You slash his throat
• You sleep like the dead
• You sleep past your own death and rebirth, you wake up already deep into a new life
• You stay silent and still trying to think your way out of this one
• You steal the farmer's truck
• You try to break out a window and escape away from the house
• You try to get back to sleep, its been a hard day
• Your sweat is really liquid acid and eats through the chains