Category:The West Side

B

• Blast anything that moves as you carefully leave this place

C

• Chi cicici chip cie you yell out
• Crow vr.s squirrel

E

• Empty the shotgun into the woods at random before making your way out of the area

F

• Flee while they fight

G

• Get on with your life then
• Get out your high-tech squirrel communicator

I

• If Carney, Wu, and Andrew McFing appear at your side to assist
• If for here on out you kill them with your hands
• If keep whistling tunes and maybe walking a little faster
• If there is squirrel trouble
• If you are out to destroy the entire squirrel race
• If you attempt to wage peace on the squirrels
• If you bolt away running back from where you came
• If you bury him
• If you call in for air back-up
• If you call out whose there?
• If you chase the squirrels down
• If you climb a tree for a higher vantage point
• If you climb a tree in an attempt at escaping
• If you continue fighting the rodents
• If you continue to remain still
• If you crawl away into the bushes trying to hide
• If you crawl on the forest floor and try to ambush them
• If you cut straight through the woods to the way out
• If you fight with your brothers in arms against the squirrel menance
• If you fill the shotgun up with bullets
• If you get out the shock launchers

I cont.

• If you go down the left hand path
• If you go down the right hand path
• If you go into a squirrel kicking frenzy
• If you have a mini nuke strapped to your torso and your not afriad to use it
• If you hide behind a tree and watch the battle from there
• If you hold your hands up in surrender
• If you insist that you are a friend of the revolt
• If you keep on walking, whistling to yourself to ease the tension
• If you make a break for the east side of the forest
• If you make a lean to out of branches and leaves
• If you pick up his shotgun
• If you plunder corpse and shotgun
• If you remain still for a long time to listen for signs of being followed
• If you remain still too afraid to move
• If you run away through the forest
• If you run blindly throught the woods to loose your followers
• If you search for the rodent's underground headquaters
• If you speak squirrel
• If you stand your ground and wait
• If you stay in the center of the trail for maximum clear vision
• If you stomp like crazy
• If you struggle to your feet and run some more
• If you take Squirrel Rivera hostage
• If you take the man's pinial gland while it's still fresh
• If you throw yourself to the ground begging the rodents for mercy
• If you walk on like normal
• If you walk to the west side of the forest
• If you're here to kill off the squirrels

I cont.

• It's a crow no show

J

• Join the Crows in a assault on the west side of the forest

N

• Now you stay away for the West side of the forest

R

• Run for the city with everything you have
• Run! retreat! every man for himself!

S

• Slip out of reality, take the sqirrels out of reality, and beat the living fuck out of them Muy-Thai style
• Sneak away
• Still filled with berzerker rage you seek our more of them
• Suddenly Motely Howe and Phil Lectrum join your team
• Suddenly Ugla-Man and Kobe Beef spring from nowhere to defend the squirrels

T

• Take a stabailizer pill for better accuracy
• Take a swig of your own brew of alcohol from your flask
• The squirrels back the fuck off
• The squirrels violate the cease fire by crossing the border after you
• The survivors form a elite squirrel fighting squad
• This sparks the greatest cross species war in hundreds of years

W

• Write a book about what you learned and what you experienced here

Y

• You cannot run or hide so you fight the squirrels
• You cry out to help to anyone/thing that may heed you
• You follow the path back to get out of here
• You forge squirell killbots and send them out everywhere
• You hear the squirrels coming running to get you
• You hide the shotgun in the edge of the woods and start walking
• You retreat back where you came from
• You return to the West side of the forest a few days later
• You stay away forever
• You vow you shall kill every squirrel in the West side of the forest for this outrage
• You write a book about squirrel/human ralations