Category:Santa Magic Village Band scene

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• "Don't make you fuck you to death"
• "Fuck you, old whore"
• "Say it to my face, Bitch"
• "Shut me up you old shitbag"
• "Suck my ass Mother"
• "This one is for you, cunt face"

A

• A dispute between you and Bruce
• A famous Mutant Jazz musician joins your band
• A gig in Prince George
• A new neighbor movies in replacing Jack Luck
• A sheriff checks out the wreck some three hours later
• A un-named club located in a abandoned Masonic lodge
• And you don't know where your at
• And your out
• Another dude joins now its a band
• Apply for government help
• Armed robbery for smokes

B

• Bottles buy ramon noodles a and six pack a week
• Bruce gets a job in Skotell New Mexico he moves away

C

• Catch the drag races because you cousin says live bands play there

D

• Deric moves on
• Drive as close to Ketjack you can get walk the rest of the way and try to settle there
• Drive out the rest of your gas driving to Libreville

E

• Eat a chicken waffle on the morning with some beer n coffee

G

• Get a electric guitar
• Get a Fluglehorn
• Get a gig at Benton Fucks a bar in Moloch County
• Get a gig at Kipper's beer shack
• Get a job thingee
• Get a loan and buy a trailer to convert into a beer shack of your own
• Get one of those street cleaning jobs that President Liberal is handing out
• Get promoted to head flipper
• Get that six pack swiping tooth busted bastard
• Get yourself a shiny red guitar
• Git a job flippin burgers
• Give music up
• Go ahead and break the law
• Go walk back home to S M V then

H

• Hang out with McFing a lot on this tour

H cont.

• Hook up with a little bitch of your own

I

• Its a week
• Its Magic Village Fest and live bands are playing in the street
• Its the Moloch free clinic, the closet hospital that would take you

J

• Join in on redneck drum circles

K

• Keep on the road another year
• Kipper's beer shack, its just that...A shack

L

• Lay offs from the repiglickens pulling back the budget
• Leave this putrid band finally

M

• Mean bullies from Moloch County do a raid on Santa Magic Village
• Meet a girl there
• Move to Santa Magic Village to start a band

N

• Now you have a red headed girl friend

O

• One night in Smithers, B C

P

• Play live everynight for the creeps who live here
• Practice a lot
• Put on mullet wigs and try to get a gig as the Banjo less dozen

R

• Raid the fucking mullets bitches back
• Reino gets the band gigs in Washington A C
• Repair all the damages and clean up while Bruce is in the hoscal
• Ride with Bruce to Simpso to try and get a gig there
• Rock n fucking roll

S

• She gets you involved in selling weed
• She moves in to Bruce's couch with you
• She plays bass guitar!
• Shoot tumbleweeds with a shotgun
• Start up a band you name the Kirk Rice Five
• Steal shit from other people's trailers

T

• Ted and Nevil quit in frustration
• Territorial pissings
• The band decides to start it's own club and play there every night
• The band goes to Ketjack, a cabin in the woods to build up an album
• The band rehearses a lot now to make up for the live set
• The Kirk Rice Five forms
• The Kirk Rice Five goes out on tour
• The Kirk Rice Five struggles on
• The morning sun in your eyes wakes you
• The next gig it is
• The nightly jams expand

T cont.

• The shack catches on fire
• Then later that night...
• These brats are bottle throwers
• Throw a party with Bruce Wells and jam and see what happens
• Trouble with the kids
• Try to get a gig in Libreville
• Try to get all the area's coolest bands to play here
• Try to grow dope
• Try to sleep to make the passing time bearable
• Try to start a new band recruiting locals

W

• Willis and Barwan's 4 kegger. A field with a couple broken mobile homes. The field's owner throws keg parties there every night at five bucks a head. He has live entertainment as well

Y

• You breakdown and start a named named the Santa Magic Village Free=Birds
• You check out the local music scene
• You come over and jam with the guys you met and the party the next day while Bruce is still in jail
• You date dancers and start a band where you are the only non stripper
• You enjoy life too much to change anything
• You get a job scraping road kill off the road in the whole Infictive County area
• You get a record contract with Alep9
• You get discharged and make it home
• You get on the JazzPunk tour. Six poor ass bands sharing two vans
• You get together a couple days later when Bruce gets out of jail
• You go to a family get together in Ketjack
• You have a life changing mystical experience
• You jam with Bruce and start a duo
• You just drift around and drink, getting food stamps and well fare
• You just get drunk a lot like the folks who live here
• You meet a couple violin players at the club
• You move endless bags
• You multi-track yourself playing drums all week long
• You play sum skinnerd
• You put in a ad in the personal looking for people to jam with
• You start a band based on the slang name for people who live in cars beside the road, Curb Crap
• You start growing weed to sale to folks in the trailer park
• You start scoring classical music
• You start the Energy Drinks a band with three kids who work beside you flippin burgers
• You try to join giga-head
• Your adventure at the strip joint
• Your too damaged to make it back