Category:Rage Against the Machine

A

• A cold rain begins to fall, perfect to Mega-Weapon cooling
• A crew comes out to interview you
• A UFO buzzes overhead, knocking you face first into a mud puddle
• Anger over whelms you and the rage starts anew

B

• But will you make it through your shift?
• Buy something to roll the weapon on
• Buy up the wild lands

C

• Check to see if she is wearing a mask
• Combine weapons to turn them into a special weapon
• Cops arrive to arrest you

D

• Do some of the cocaine next, feeling festive
• Drunk dial some numbers later that night

E

• Enraged squirrels attack the ambulances and news crews

F

• Fight the cops
• Force her into a one woman naked pile

G

• Get some sleep your beat
• Give a couple million to charity
• Give up and start pushing your weapon to work again
• Go out and test them now
• Grab her still tied and bound and take her with you

H

• Head down to the local arcade

I

• If attack other vehicles on the road
• If fire a warning shot into the magazine section
• If they join you
• If they run in horror
• If you attempt to kill everyone who passes
• If you blast a hole into the space/time fabric
• If you blast a passing astro-van
• If you blast a passing police car
• If you blast an Ice Cream truck to devour it's riches
• IF you blast another passing car
• If you blast at another car trying to gather more parts
• If you blast Bark Hensill to prove it
• If you blast some suit and tie whose crossing the street
• If you blast that familair MacDonats sign
• If you blast the dancers
• If you blast the doors apart
• If you blast the outlaw biker on the Harley with the Merican flags on the back
• If you blast the side of the MacDonats building
• If you blast the wounded biker
• If you burn up the clouds, block out the sun
• If you continue blasting cars on the road
• If you continue the plunder
• If you create a vehicle to transport your weapon from bits of blasted cars
• If you dance happily around the burning police car
• If you decide to get naked and blast anyone who trys to stop or laugh at you
• If you decide to use your new weapon to get revenge for past wrongs
• If you declare yourself the King of the Block
• If you demand the rest of the traffic stops now
• If you drag you new weapon home
• If you drag your mega-weapon home, killing anyone who fucks with you
• If you end up at a R E M fair dimension
• If you end up somewhere in a prehistoric time
• If you fight him like a man, now that he's all fucked up
• If you give up and abandon your weapon, deciding to walk over there and kill boss with your hands
• If you go after your boss
• If you go blast your place of employment
• If you go insane and decide to take out a police sub-station to feed your legend
• If you go mad with power, and do crazy things
• IF you go over and hide in the bushes with the weapon ready for when he goes out or comes back

I cont.

• If you head over to the prick who shagged your girlfriend's place
• If you hitchike with the killer weapon by your side
• If you hope for live T V coverage of your spree of terror
• If you keep on hitchiking anyway
• If you leave with what you have
• If you let your weapon cool down awhile
• If you loot the remains of the truck
• If you make love to your weapon
• If you mount your weapon to the car
• If you pace yourself and buy a cold soda along the way
• If you pillage the downed astro for parts for your weapon
• If you put the weapon into self destruct mode and quickly walk away
• If you put the weapon on low beam to melt write your manifesto into the road itself
• If you Rage against the machine
• If you raid the contents of the van
• If you recruit a small band of engine electro weapon warriers
• If you rob a convenience store for sodas and make the cashier carrys extras in front of you
• If you roll the weapon down town using a series of rocks to keep leverage with
• If you shoot another passing vehicle
• If you shoot yourself for the shame of it all
• If you slowly drag that fucking heavy thing accross town
• If you start blasting cars and taking the batterys to fuse into a mega-weapon
• If you start blasting passing cars with your new weapon
• If you take a thirty minute break to get your strength back
• If you take on the squirrels with your new weapon
• If you take your sweet weapon home
• If you try to bring down a helicopter
• If you try to drag your weapon away to a place you can hide
• If you try to line up a shot so that you can blast through one car into another one
• If you try to salvage something from the slaughter
• If you ungag her and interrogate her
• If you untie her
• If you use a passing flat bed ride as a unknowing ride
• If you use bits of the destroyed truck to build a toll booth to stop other cars
• If you use the weapon to car jack someone
• If you use your weapon to carjack a ride there
• If you wait for awhile so your weapon will cool down
• If you wheel the weapon all the way there and just open fire on the house itself
• If you wreak havoc along the way like a marauding supervillian
• It is not your problem...leave her and get out while you can
• Its off to Phil's place to make a new improved meaga weapon

J

• Just beat the man up and take a slusho-gulpy

L

• Look for other recruits

N

• No job no money sorta peace and plentyfull

O

• Offer to sale your Mega Weapon
• Only drugs can soothe a wounded heart
• Only Phil joins

P

• Phil only made his own mega weapon to challenge you to a duel and stop your reign of terror
• Pull off her gag and ask her a question

R

• Release her
• Run away from the cops

S

• Sell the meth for grocery funds
• Sell your mega weapon on Ebay
• Sell your uber-weapon on Ebray
• So its off towards home now
• Suddenly you think twice about blasting so near those gas pumps

T

• Take the girl and the Mega Weapon back to your place
• Take your weapon on home
• That's enough work for today, get high with Phil now
• The cash starts rolling in

T cont.

• The chicks dig you for your power
• The girl says she lives near by so take her there
• The man you just killed and looted comes back to life!
• The OFTL want to buy your weapon
• There is a war on the block
• They kill you on the spot
• They send Chuck Norris after you
• They send sharp-shooters
• Try to rip yourself free

U

• Untie her immediately and say lets go

W

• Waste her
• Who are you?
• Will you love me?
• Will you rage with me against the machine?

Y

• You are angry so you blast the hell out of the side of a nearby building
• You are identified by a witness as the destroyer and sent to face charges for your many crimes
• You blast straight up into the air so nobody gets hurt
• You check each car for signs of a Oil For the Loyalist driver
• You confess to being the Destroyer and try to get as good a deal as you can
• You decide to solve the worlds problems now
• You defend mega-weapon while it cools
• You dive for the Mega-Weapon, certain of your righteousness
• You drive about town blasting anyone or anything you don't like
• You end up incarcerated in Section D at Cabiria Creek with the rest of the murderers and lifers
• You find out weeks later that double-crossing Phil Lectrum somehow got the weapon back
• You fix something to eat inside your home
• You fry his ass into vapor
• You get scared and run away leaving your mega weapon behind
• You give him a second and final warning
• You give up your killing ways and try to find a more peaceful life!
• You go build a battle suit
• You hide out with girl and weapon in the park after-hours
• You hide your weapon under the bridge to go buy a Taco Pop and catch up with the local news
• You join the Mara23 prison gang inside Cabiria Creek
• You let the weapon cool down
• You look for fluids to pour on mega weapon
• You mega weapon phases into being in front of you
• You mount your weapon to your roof
• You reluctantly agree with Phil and join him in his crusade to rid the world of bad musicians
• You remember that it is MXD and must make offering
• You retire your weapon
• You seek out other squirrel insurgants to blast
• You set your Mega weapon into self destruct mode and sneak away, it should take out a city block
• You sip the drink down and pour the ice onto your weapon to cool it down
• You spend the rest of your days in mostly solitary confinement inside the super-max section of Cabiria Creek
• You steal a truck and take your weapon home
• You take over the local park and have it declared a independant break away state
• You take your heavy weapon home w you
• You toughen up and refuse to confess, deciding to fight this case (even though you are guilty as sin)
• You try to get out of there alive
• You try to steal a car battery and power up again
• You try to take out a few of them to scare the rest of them off
• You try to take the police helicopter down
• You use your mega weapon to car jack somebody
• You wait inside the damaged building to blast a police car
• You wait letting weapon cool down and charge up
• You wave them away and look for other recruits
• Your Mega Weapon transforms into a pillar of salt
• Your near death experience
• Your rage is sated now