Category:Pray to Jesus

A

• Angry angels storm your door
• Anything bad can happen anyway

B

• Beat the shit out of her
• Break and entry's to search for people's dice
• Buy a katana and kill everyone in the church with it
• Buy a large tropical island

D

• Drive around at random and cause trouble wherever you go

G

• Get your revenge on Zon tech
• Go home now, that's enough driving
• Go to church regular during this time so Jesus can get you threw this
• Grow juicy fruit and blueberry kind bud in your new church

H

• Hire a crew of illegal Mexicans to help you re do this church your way

I

• If blessings rain on you
• If Eris blesses you by unhinging reality
• If every christian in America is out to get you now
• If it's a set up and you plan to nail em back to the cross
• If its magic gas
• If somebuddy calls the cops
• If you are really just trying to get a "up robe" shot of Jesus
• If you are still holding out
• If you attack the shocked crowd for Eris
• If you attempt a shamanistic attack
• If you attempt to burn Christ with your sacrafiscial flaming dice
• If you begin filling up the empty tanks of other cars along the roadside
• If you bounce a check to buy a shotgun
• If you break into a store late at night to steal lots of cold med
• If you burn them anyway and hope for the best
• If you burn your dice for Jesus
• If you burn your dice for the Great Alarm instead
• If you burn yourself with your dice
• IF you buy a thirty sided, a twelve pack of pressed salt six sideds, and a zodiac twelve sided
• If you buy the a Pound of Dice speical
• If you challenge Jesus to a fist fist
• If you continue to haunt garage sales
• If you continue whirling around and chanting
• If you cruise garage sales seeing what you can get for your last three dollers cash
• If you cruise the web looking for someone who wants to buy the shots
• If you curse Jesus for trying to con you out of your dice
• If you decide to pray to Eris instead
• If you dial 911
• If you do a illegal border crossing into heaven
• If you drive over to the nearby church
• If you drive to work
• If you drive your car into the church at high speed
• If you eat the apple
• If you fall in love with the China man

I cont.

• If you get embarrassed and run away
• If you get to the meat of the chat
• If you give in and surrender your dice to the Lord
• If you give Jesus just a couple of really nice dice
• If you give that methed out rickshaw driver a box of cold medicine to take you to work
• If you go about your normal work day
• If you go check to see if Eris filled up your gas tank
• If you go for a drive
• If you go next for a Virgen Mary nipple slip
• If you go on about your work
• If you go to the strip joint to see Lucy Honey dance
• If you just go in and start re-decorating while church is in session
• If you light them up
• If you look for an improvised weapon is case something horrible happened
• If you look for goodies to steal as usual
• If you lure Jesus by killing stem cell research scientists
• If you pick Andrew McFing
• If you pick Frisk Titan
• If you pick Motely Howe
• If you post the shots of Ireality
• If you pray to Jesus to save this sad sad world
• If you pretend not to notice Jesus is trying to steal your dice
• If you reconsider
• If you rob a dice factory
• If you rob the man's corpse
• If you run doing a quick tour of the whole place to see whats up
• If you run for president
• If you run with your dice
• If you sell your soul for dice
• If you sit Buddha like amid the burning dice
• If you slap Jesus
• If you sneak in because you are late for work
• If you stand beside the road with a "Will work for dice" sign
• If you start recyling cans to earn dice money
• If you stay still and silent, with the weapon ready
• If you stop by the bosse's office to kiss his ass
• If you take this as a sign that you should be-build a great dice collection
• If you throw the diamond and everything else into a dumpster and move on
• If you try to call in sick from a phone thats at work
• If you try to obtain more cold mediscene
• If you wait for the J man to collect your dice
• If you walk in and grab a inprovised weapon
• If you walk in like you own the place
• If you walk into the bosses office
• If you wander over to the water fountain for a drink and to see if there's anyone to chat with
• Impending retribution

J

• Jesus intervenes

L

• Let everyone know that they will be welcome to convert just as soon as the church has been purified and consecrated.

M

• Make it a church still, but a strip club on Sunday Mornings
• Masturbate while leering at the bodies
• Maturate to the godly goodies
• Miltant Midgets invade the workplace

N

• Ni Kuang

P

• Paint it black and wander the insides naked with a shotgun
• Politely ask the parson to leave

S

• So you sue
• Start up a divine Ooops site
• Start your own groovy religion

T

• The cops arrive
• The media is here now
• This converts the crowd and they join in with you
• Try to film some gay angel butt sex

W

• Wage war on evil-doers

Y

• You apply for Godhood
• You breeze a temple made of dice
• You claim to be innoscent and its all a mis-understanding
• You decide to kill this man
• You do some stealing to help you survive
• You get a few young nuns to stay at your church for thrills
• You get a strange vibe from the metallic dude hanging on the cross
• You get everyone theres licence tag and car make and model to hunt them down and kill them like dogs
• You get on the computer and chat with the Major of Infictive county, one fashingtonwandango
• You go cash in the diamond
• You kick Jesus in the ass
• You make a room for Jesus to stay in
• You mix up some hazardous chemicals
• You only allow cute girls in worship in your church
• You paint the church black
• You recover, now it's your trial
• You run out
• You run up the mountain full sprint ready to kick some GOD ass!!
• You sit cross legged and levitate
• You start a Deitys gone wild website
• You start moveing some brick a brack to the dumpster outside
• You summon a spirit of vengence
• You take your break alone no one else shows up
• You tell the people you fell asleep while driving
• You thank Jesus by helping the under under privaledged. The Mollkins
• You train a group of squirrels to do suicide bombings
• You wake up to the sound of police PAs demanding surrender
• You walk the streets yelling "Oh China man!
• Your new threads bring you Great Luck