Category:Mesting And Nating

A

• A Cruise Ship
• A day in the life of a ship's doctor
• A lady comes to see you because her nipples have been swollen for days

C

• Call her up
• Chelli Ashton

F

• Find a obscure place to take a nap

G

• Get weird vibes from one of the ships cooks
• Go to a club

H

• Hang out tanning on deck
• Hook up with a real freak from Russia
• Hook up with a sexy Fijian woman
• House theft at Scholfield Apartment Complex
• How about a sexy Thai or Philipino girl?

I

• If it's going to be another of those church shootings now
• If no
• If practice magic to win her back
• If the nesting and mating instinct takes over
• If theres a prison riot
• If this rejection unbalances you and you get crazy with the church folk
• If yes
• If you ask the fertive looking guy in the corner
• If you chat with Helga
• If you chat with Lidia
• If you cry about it
• If you find an seat and hope the lord gives you love and acceptance
• If you flirt with the bouncer
• If you hack Gerald Ellon's card
• If you have an emotional outburst and flee
• If you hide in the moose knuckle crease of the mammoth woman behind you

I cont.

• If you jab the bouncer in the throat
• If you kick the bouncer in the nuts
• If you look for love at the occult singles bar down the street
• If you look for love in church
• If you look online, using a computer at the library
• If you pull out your get out of jail free card
• If you refuse to hand him your ID
• If you search for a hooker
• If you start calling up old flames and try to re-kindle
• If you start dancing to The Relentless All-Night Polka Band
• If you stay long enough to nick some money from the collection plate and move on
• If you try to create the magic debit card
• If you try to hack a Chris Titan debit card
• If you use credit card freud to have a mail order bribe from planet Blue shipped to you
• If you whole gets up says it's sorry and gives you a group hug
• Irrealitycupid.com

M

• Mailorderbride.com
• Many weeks pass
• Myface.com
• Mypenis.com

P

• Participate in the ship's wet tee shirt contest
• Percy Amble
• Pull the cry card more often

S

• Score big with an Icelandic Uglivarian woman, young and sweet
• She'll fuck you everyway but right: An Italian woman
• Singlewhitefemales.com
• Slaveauction.com
• Sleep or lunge in your room by day, drink and gamble by night
• Smoke some weed

S cont.

• Sometimes you go a little crazy
• Spot your stalker watching You from the other side of the pool holding up a newspaper with eye holes cut out

T

• The woman you always wanted and dug but never had to nerve to say so is on this cruise, that's why your here
• Theres a problem in shipping
• This cruise you are going to let you libido go go go

W

• Write her the most romantic letter ever

Y

• You are a love seeker onboard for love exciting and new
• You are Captain Tubing
• You are miss Giggles
• You are mister Buck Nuggets looking for love on a boat
• You are Percy Amble, the ships gopher
• You are Sarah Haggis
• You are the ships Doc
• You attack her Jack the ripper sytle for exciting you like this
• You buy flowers and meet her at her work place
• You decide that you must kill the cook
• You get a job as a cook on a cruise ship that is going to Plant Blue
• You get all paranoid about having Gerald Ellon's card
• You hand him a fake ID
• You meet a woman online
• You only have three bucks and that just buys a brief hug, with her pelvis tilted away from yours
• You order extra goodys since the fuckers rich!
• You rent some love
• You try to over-hack
• Your head is thick and you are being snapped back
• Your Lucky Starr the ship's bartender
• Your work shift has started
• Your young Mikey Clanri