Category:Kick your Car

B

• Brandi Lyon's House next to Isaac's House

C

• Call up the police about it
• Come out of your coma much earlier then they suspected
• Continue running until you see a stream, and camp out until night time

F

• Festor Nards House
• Find a car, hotwire it, and start heading south

G

• Go out dancing now

H

• Hide in a bear cave
• Hire a team of squirrels to terrorize the gay Latinos

I

• If get down and get on the ground
• If he arrives in a couple of hours
• If killing and mounting a sentient life form such as the cinnamon teddy bear makes you want to kill Mr. Rodgers
• If you are let free 24 hours later
• If you ask him to hide you
• If you attack the police in a suicidal fury
• If you bail after whacking one of the dogs for barking
• If you brandish the rock threateningly
• If you burn the place down
• If you calmly sit on your bumper and wait for the officer to come out of his car
• If you change radio stations
• If you check to see if anyone is home
• If you claim McFing was driving
• If you continue attacking your own car
• If you deliver another kick to the windsheild
• If you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself about
• If you drive home
• If you drive to Ceder City
• If you drop the rock
• If you drop the rock and face the oncoming cops
• If you first hide your car among the thick trees
• If you flip off Officer Porkus
• If you give up
• If you give up now

I cont.

• If you give up to the cops
• If you hide behind the rock
• If you honk as you go to let dude know his car that been crasted
• If you just get something to eat and have a piss
• If you kick and otherwise damage your car in a rage
• If you knock him out
• If you make Porkus say he's a pussy or your pelt him with rocks
• If you pick up another rock
• If you pray to Eris while dancing a jig
• If you put your car in neutral to start pushing your car up the street
• If you refuse to pull over, instead going into a ultra low speed chase scene
• If you say that you are holding him hostage
• If you search the house
• If you search the house to things to plunder
• If you set the squad car ablaze
• If you snoop about looking into the windows before entering
• If you spend the four bucks on crack cocaine
• If you stand watch over the bastard while watching TV
• If you step down from the car and get on the ground
• If you swallow the rock to hide the evidence
• If you take off running
• If you take off running shouting "You pigs can't catch me!"
• If you take your chances with the bear
• If you target practice using Porkus
• If you tell the cops to fuck off and mind they're own business
• If you throw the rock at a police man
• If you throw the rock at the car and run
• If you throw your head back with a guttural laugh
• If you torch the police car with Porkus inside it
• If you try to make Porkus suck your cock
• If you use martial arts on the dog
• If you walk in the front door
• If you weave and run some more

I cont.

• If you, with a rush of superhuman adrenaline, throw the rock into the windshield of the police car
• Isaac's House on the corner

L

• Lettuce soup and cabbage with seven dips

M

• Make your way through the grove, find a house and take it over for your own
• Mr. Rogers House

N

• Now you're in Creepy Town

P

• Pour yourself some coffee
• Pull out your cock and demand he suck it

Q

• Quick grab another rock

R

• Run a mile into the grove and climb a tree
• Run to the next county looking for a new city

S

• So you go get a cheeseburger
• Stevens' House across the street

T

• The Helicopter moves on
• The Stevens' House across the street

W

• Witakers' House to the left of the Stevens

Y

• You abandon your car and begin running on foot
• You are not done fighting yet
• You attempt to smash your way to the cop threw this squard car
• You consider not writing your sentences and becoming a fugitive from the law
• You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself about
• You fake like your having a seisure
• You get the girls phone number
• You grab a lady passing by and dance with her
• You hook up with the worst band you can find so you will not seem so lame in comparison
• You know that you must kill him quick and as quiet as possible or the cops will catch you
• You raid the refrigerator
• You search for spacedman's drugs
• You shall reign hell down onto The Purple Riff Happy Dance club
• You shoot at the copter
• You smoke some crack here and there while pushing your car home
• You start moonwalking and doing the twist