Category:Invoke the Meth Demon

A

• And you stashed some more meth in your ass to help get you through

B

• Buy a tropical island somewhere

D

• Date hot women and wear the most expensive clothes

G

• Get cooking
• Go back in to save all the meth you can

I

• If it rains meth!
• If run phone scams
• If something unexpected happens
• If the kid lives and fingers you to the police
• If you apply at FEMA
• If you apply at Homeland Security
• If you attempt in invoke the meth Demon
• If you attempt to get help for your problem
• If you attempt to hack a Chris Titan debit card
• If you bring your stash to the police station and turn yourself in
• If you burgle the local chemical lab for potential supplies
• If you extract it from deteregants
• If you extract it from meth-heads themselves
• If you get your greedy little hands on some Opal
• If you give a free sample to some kid on the street to gauge it's potency
• If you go on with the ritual now
• If you go to planet Blue to see a Poldaki Shaman
• If you hire your own chemist
• If you kill a member of the cleaning crew and cut off his face to put over your own to get in
• If you make another run into town, this time the near by town of Ungstracth for more supplies
• If you mine toothpaste for it
• If you move to the colorado national forest where you think meth will not be available
• If you move to Washington A C
• If you now do the meth demon invocation
• If you pray to the Phosphorus Fairy and leave a tooth before you go to bed under your pillow
• If you realize that you desperately need red phosphorus to complete the recipe
• If you replace missing elements with various similar things you have about the house

I cont.

• If you sample some before continuing with the ritual
• If you set up a bio-lab and start extracting Red Phosphorus from living cell of animals and such
• If you smash the gates with your car, rush inside for a snatch n grab and attempt to drive away with the goodies
• If you snort another line of it
• If you steal people's credit cards and charge them into oblivion to energize the meth demon
• If you stop trying to manufacture your own and instead buy the best the market has to offer
• If you try to obtain it from fertilizers
• If you try to take over the entire world
• Its high speed down back alleys and forgotten side streets

J

• Just walk away without a word

K

• Keep this whole batch for yourself

M

• Make a run for it

P

• Portal:Meth-Demon
• Put some in your vein to try it out

R

• Really try hard to make the next batch good

S

• Search the finished chemicals awaiting shipping
• Seek thrills and dangers to activate the inner meth source
• Some details of life here in the meth-recovery camp
• Steal a forklift to haul supplies home with

T

• They perform ghastly experiments on you in the meth-recovery camp
• They want your scary scarred ass to speak at Wake Up! events to keep kids off Meth

Y

• You arrive in time for a major poldaki festival
• You ask a onlyist where you can score some meth supplys
• You build a vast Underground Meth Lab under the moaning desert
• You buy a mollkin test subject
• You buy a poldaki test subject
• You consult the Methronomicon
• You crawl back to Methland
• You create tall stilts to walk over the electric fence with
• You decide to go back to using meth after a forty minute stint on the wagon
• You decide to start a cooking project now
• You dig under the place

Y cont.

• You do one more line
• You do the ritual now
• You freebase the mix at head off to the local club
• You get a motel room and some more meth
• You get caught up in a street war
• You go over to a friends who You owe anyway, to use him as a gunea pig
• You go score some meth from creepy goth dude
• You go to a onlyist party
• You go to a strip joint
• You have a hard time clearing customs
• You just walk away whisteling
• You make meth rocks in the forms of penis and vagina
• You monitor calls to get credit card info
• You now are ready to invoke the Meth Demon
• You over sleep
• You pack up and go back home
• You pray to the Meth Demon
• You rob a meth house
• You search the basement
• You search the first floor
• You start buying cheap and selling at regular price
• You start your own cult
• You steal somebodys car right in front of them
• You take off running into the night
• You train squirrels to get in and bring out what you need
• You try to bring the meth demon now
• You try to get a job there and the chem lab
• You try to score meth from a strung out cowboy
• You turn yourself into a church run rehab clinic
• Your new life in the woods
• Your ready to go now