Category:Invent a different fuel supply

2

• 24 hours pass and no one stops to help

A

• A black hearse pulls up
• A friendly church goer tries to save you
• And the gas wars start up
• And you land a role in the piece as well

D

• Details of artificial hell
• Down that Weary road you go
• Drive to the local Mall-Fart to get some porn mags

G

• Go inside to get some weed to smoke a bowl in your newly made car
• Go pick up a hooker
• Go to the patent office to start making massive amounts of money off your product.
• Guilt grips you

H

• Hire famous musicians to entertain your parties

I

• If get the pedometer
• If thats enough money for now
• If the answer comes to you in a dream
• If time distracts you from this discovery
• If you ask the government for a grant
• If you attempt to invent a different fuel supply
• If you attempt to steal the secrets of the Time Traval Mafia
• If you begin gathering your own private army
• If you branch out into side companys
• If you break in through a sky light late at night
• If you break into the home of Kurf McGragle, famous surfer
• If you break into the mysterious lodge
• If you break into the Oil for the Loyal headquarters
• If you burn your research, and bolt out the door only armed with handgun and your notes
• If you clone yourself but with a sugary skin and a caramel heart
• If you confront the man
• If you contact Titan industrys about getting a guard bot
• If you dig a tunnel from underneath the place to get in via the basement
• If you dig into the basement through a long escape tunnel
• If you double production and start shipping overseas
• If you drive your car through the wall into the headquarters
• If you employ illegal space aliens as help
• If you exploit your body for research cash
• If you get busted for a new kind of sex crime
• If you get into burglary to pay for your research

I cont.

• If you give everything you have into a desparate death kick at the dog's ribcage
• If you go after the smoking man now
• If you go for a propane replacing form of yoghurt that can heat and feed the poor
• If you go fuck yourself
• If you go to germany to do more research
• If you ignore all that and keep on working
• If you keep an online journal of your progress
• If you keep it all secret awhile longer to try and perfect the product
• If you learn to relax more and take your time
• If you live off the fat of the land, not really trying all that hard to do anything
• If you look for a sidekick to help you
• If you make fuel/food out of medical waste and landfill grabs
• If you make lots of them and film them having an orgy for a commercial
• If you model your fuel after the gingerbread man
• If you must find a way to get even more cash
• If you pick Frisk Titan
• If you pick Motely Howe
• If you pop a couple shots off at the ice cream truck next time it goes by
• If you put your nose to the grindstone
• If you raid the truck for ice cream and check the set up out
• If you rent more Titan Industrys bots to help with the work
• If you ruch over to act like you are trying to help him
• If you run about the place burning your various stashes of drugs in case the cops are coming
• If you run accross back yards to be ready to shoot at the ice truck again on the next block
• If you run for president
• If you sell it on the internet as fuckfuel
• If you set up a remote control detonation device in the road for the Ice Cream truck
• If you start experiments to alter time itself
• If you try to come in via the roof by pole vaulting your way
• If you try to create a food/fuel based entirely on rocks an minerals and not harming a microbe
• If you try to win the lotto
• If you wait for an important holiday like Hate Week
• If you wait for him to come home and rob him face to face
• If you work feverishly on this project
• If your invention sparks off the gas wars

J

• James Karsh

M

• Make another commercial like the last one
• Masterbait to the images the Bacteria are feeding you

O

• Opening Night!

S

• Sell more personal treasures
• Sell suga-clones on ebay
• Sell the tee shirt shop for a small profit
• Smoke the Bacteria

T

• Take your new nuke-o-matic car to the local teen hang out to pick up chicks
• There are problems at customs with your guardbot shipment
• Three Stars is very interested in helping you develop your business
• Throw all the nothing you have back into research

U

• Urine-Boarding

Y

• You also get a job playing the live hell music for the event along with a noise band called Moloch Nocturne
• You are worried that you've accidentally surfed into the DarkNet
• You begin to receive telegrams and faxes on Titan Industrys letterhead
• You cannot find a reputable vendor willing to cater to your specific robot demands
• You decide that you don't want to do business with Titan Industrys after all
• You find a vendor in China that has everything you want
• You fucks lots of ladys
• You get a job being shit on
• You get a job here at new Hell
• You get a soda collection to best Soda Man's
• You get fed up and decide to call Titan Industrys directly to leave a message
• You get fed up with waiting and decide to take it straight to their office
• You get involved in the creation of a artificial hell to scare sinners straight
• You get so angry waiting that you have a brain aneurysm
• You go bravely into battle on the front line
• You investigate the Otto Pilot Traffic Machine more thoroughly
• You just keep your eyes and ears open and wander around taking notes
• You look around for a contact form for Titan Industrys so you can complain
• You pimp out this candy fuck fuel
• You research Otto to prep for the appointment
• You set up the video camera to try and watch the watchers
• You think you're ready to be very rich now
• You use your new ability to steal stuff
• You wait for days without a response to your complaint
• You work on bending time on the those drives
• Your phone immediately begins to buzz and ring and vibrate and rattle