Category:If You Hitchhike

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• & its rum, cigars

A

• A black truck approaches from far away
• A dog joins your walk
• Ask if you can stay in Wu's trunk till his business is done here
• Attempt more hitchhiking to meet crazy people to intensify the trip

C

• Channel surf looking you
• Check this place out
• Claim to be a new guy on the work crew
• Continue listening in a deep hallucinogenic trance
• Cooked meat of a frothy squirt

D

• Dance naked only this time singing
• Do a shamanistic healing ritual

E

• Ellon Oil Company secrete a neurotoxin Deadly Orgone Radiation of The Gas Wars

F

• Find a weapon to use against it

G

• Get back at them
• Get out your handheld sound and light machine, and go sit in a cyber cafe
• Get your revenge on Zon tech
• Go check out the burned out bridge ahead

H

• Head to a McFondleds for a Sally Coke and Betsy Swirl
• Head to the park
• Head to your friends house
• Head to your house
• Head to your old shamanistic hideaway in the country at an old bridge over a creek
• Heading for Ceder City
• Hide in the pyramid
• Hire a crew of illegal Mexicans to help you re do this church your way
• Hostile tumbleweeds attack the town
• Hot wire a truck
• Hunt a Hunter

I

• IF all bleary mothers push a Meat collecting
• If founded by manifolds and valves Google Cannot buy
• If get in, but insist on riding in the trunk
• If go hitch-hiking and you continue hitch-hiking
• If Miles Stimpy pulls up
• If the trucks are carrying supplys to a mad scientist's lab
• If the trucks are heading for Ceder City
• If the trucks heading for a mass body buriel
• If With your other become much harder than listen through the dial
• If you are taken to a zombie farm
• If you begin construction of your bold new church right here in the parking lot

I cont.

• If you build your own church in the parking lot itself
• If you catch a snooze while Wu plays some Nine Inch Nails on the stereo
• If you chase the crow off with flung rocks
• If you check out that cooler abandoned beside the road
• If you continue hitch-hiking
• If you dance naked in front of the machine
• If you decide to continue hitch-hiking waiting a better prospect
• If you decide to decide to continue hitch-hiking
• If you decide to go naked for the rest of your life
• If you encounter a cold soda on the side of the road
• If you find jimson weed and eat some of it
• If you find more interesting items in the ditch
• If you get inside his car
• If you get out at the next stop
• If you get out the Mad 3 from your pocket and offer Wu some of it
• If you hang out by a stop sign and try to jump into a stopped truck
• If you head deep into the field country to the dead lands
• If you hitch-hike
• If you hop on in
• If you hunt some some critters
• If you just go in and start re-decorating while church is in session
• If you keep on riding
• If you kick and beat the living fuck out of the vending machine
• If you kill someone to stop the calls
• If you leave the road and wander into the field
• If you make a scam that the church is haunted to scare the people off
• If you pull cut-ups from the air itself
• If you rise your hand in blessing to the crow
• If you search the road for interesting debris
• If you set up a garage sell at the church to raise money and to get rid of unwanted items
• If you speak of the gas wars
• If you take over one of the abandoned farm houses
• If you take the black sunshine alone
• If you take the drug Mad three
• If you take the wheel while Wu sleeps a bit
• If you take this as a holy signal and you build your church right here on the spot
• If you walk into the bleak country side on a mystical quest
• If you've heard about his "involvement with violent groups" so you run away
• If your on a Doughnut Polka
• If Your soul moans like a blown roof

J

• Jesus intervenes
• Just be careful and try not to be discovered while you try to learn more about this pyramid
• Just keep on following the endless road

L

• Leave everything and head on a shamanistic journey into the outerzone
• Let everyone know that they will be welcome to convert just as soon as the church has been purified and consecrated.

M

• Make a home in the woods and live off nature

P

• Police raid the trucks
• Politely ask the parson to leave

R

• Raining hard could go horribly wrong my desire to rip would die
• Remember that you have two hits of acid in your wallet!!

S

• So you sue
• Some hot girls in a drop-top Camaro offer you a ride
• Squirrels 1959, plays war carried costs in Rascals" instrument sound
• Start coming down and head back to the grove
• Start walking
• Steal a truck and drive near home to abandon it
• Still the clothes off a farmer's line
• Studio plays against tie Bugs reruns

T

• Take a hit of Mad 3
• The plan, sleep under a tree and gather more eggs , cook and eat while walking down the road hitchiking
• Tip the vending machine over
• Trade in human Lima, carrying bottles

V

• Van jack Stimpy

W

• Walk as far as you can
• Wood board building's Meat
• Wu picks up another hitchiker

Y

• Year you it place. but slips
• You climb trees looking for bird eggs
• You die today
• You don't die today
• You end up at a ancient mayan style paramid thats being dug up
• You escape the area unseen
• You exhibit wild frantic bahavior and some strange powers
• You get a strange vibe from the metallic dude hanging on the cross
• You investigate the place
• You ride on in silence awhile
• You search the bodies for gold fillings
• You see many more coolers
• You start moveing some brick a brack to the dumpster outside