Category:Cult Spread Sandwich

A

• A long night of after-gas
• Act as casual as you can
• All that fake food inside of you causes a storm
• Assault the Great alarm itself

B

• Become an agent of the Martial Arts Justice Clan

C

• Close eyes and watch the Mayan Calendar that forms in your vision

E

• Enjoy the after taste awhile with your eyes closed
• Everyone loves your pants

G

• Get dressed and go re stock on cultspread
• Go back through the mirror now
• Go wild

H

• Hack the oppressors
• Heres comes the judge

I

• If enter the first business you see and try to shit there before being kicked out
• If its too late
• If men in enviro hazard suits take you away
• If you are arrested for vomiting in public
• If you attempt to out run the junky
• If you beg passers by for help
• If you begin looking for the nearest public restroom immediatly
• If you combat the time traval mafia
• If you conspire with the squirrels against mankind
• If you continue walking
• If you do a long victory dance to mock the junky
• If you drink Taco Pop(TM)
• If you drop your pants and shit openly in public rather than fouling yourself
• If you eat chips
• If you enjoy the burning fizzle in your nose
• If you fall off the bench writhing and screaming
• If you force yourself to vomit to prevent stomach cancer from the cult spread sandwitch
• If you freebase the chips
• If you gag yourself to induce vomiting
• If you get that tuna fish and cult spread sandwich out of your cooler and eat it
• If you get up and stagger for the public restroom
• If you go for a highly not recomined third sandwitch
• If you go to the library to hack the oppressors
• If you have another Cult Spread delight
• If you have another sandwich
• If you head over to the movie theater
• If you hold your tongue down to induce vomiting before it's too late
• If you imagine you'll be needing to shit soon and head for a toilet
• If you keep looking for a restroom
• If you keep walking, ignoring the pain

I cont.

• If you lay on the park bench
• If you lie on the bench for awhile longer
• IF you move on now
• If you need more time to think about it
• If you projectile shit and vomit
• If you pull out a toy laser gun
• If you put on a sombrero
• If you ripe open the energy drink can to lick the last of it's contents from the insides
• If you see a McFonald's fast synthetic food joint and go there
• If you shit your pants and keep on walking, playing to play it off
• If you shit yourself in a big way
• If you sit on the cement and wait for the belly pain to lessen
• If you sit on the park bench to wait a little before moving on
• If you sit there awhile longer
• If you spend your last bit of money on bus fare
• If you stagger along looking for a pay phone to call an ambulance
• If you trade chips for cookies
• If you trade for a handfull of valium and a questionable tab of X
• If you trade for cocaine
• If you trade for H
• If you trade the chips for oxys
• If you trade your lunch for drugs
• If you try to shit in public, but with ninja like secretness
• If you use a plastic knife to scoop up gobs of cult spread to eat by itself
• If you walk home and slap mom for buying Sladurgian potato chips
• If you walk through the mirror
• If you wash it down with a Taco Pop(TM)
• If you wish for free gasoline for all
• If you wish to be the sexiest man alive
• If you wish you where a martial arts master
• Ignore these bad feelings and hope they will go away
• In a flash of incredible insight, you solve world problems
• Its already too late
• Its the time of the Mega-shit
• Its wave two

J

• Jog

L

• Listen carefully to song
• Lunch now

N

• Nothing left to do but start walking home in shame

O

• Others join your dance

P

• Plunder the castle

R

• Research cult spread side effects, quick!
• Run off leaving a runny shit trail and a lingering odor

S

• See the movie Lost Trials of Jesus
• See the movie Tits of lost island
• Shame stains you forever
• Start changing the rules of things
• Start walking down the street with your sombrerro on to the Kum and Go

T

• Take on .god next
• Tear apart and disassemble the guitar
• The answer comes in moments
• The gas makes you high
• The movie is OSKwars 2
• Try to shit and vomit and the same time and while in public

U

• Use the gel as lubricant to jack off with

W

• Waddle to the store to get another bottle of Cultspread
• Walk home to make another Cult Spread sandwitch
• Write song lyrics about cult spread and submit them to your favorite bands

Y

• You are hungry and your crave more cult spread
• You crackle like static electricity now
• You decide to devote your life to finding another bag of this miracle chips
• You get out your guitar to start the tequilla dance
• You give it up for the junky
• You go to the nearby store for more cult spread
• You hide somewhere until dark then slink home
• You literally Die for embarrassment
• You look for more of these purple pills
• You make yourself vomit on the spot
• You pray to the Cult Spread Fairie
• You run to the closet and begin writing frantically
• You sell your stomach to a pharmaceutical company
• You sing out your blues your woes your troubles
• You start making a cult spread knock off product
• You start tripping
• You take out your energy drink and drink it.
• You throw up into a terrarium
• You try some of the doors to see if they are locked
• You try to find a restroom then
• You try to kick your Cult spread habit after this episode
• You try to settle you stomach with some pop
• You try to slowly ease out this gas tension over a five minute release
• You try to sneak out of the area
• You use your newfound lucid genius to create new life in your digestive tract
• You walk a little faster
• You walk down a hallway
• Your belly starts swelling