Category:Bus Ride to Hell

A

• A dream on the bus
• A farting epidemic
• A long wait for the bus to be repaired
• A rival bus company offers passengers a ride the rest of the way
• A strange event occurs
• Act like you are a fan to stay on they're good side
• All your past foes team up against you now
• And how does that go?
• Another police raid on the bus
• Attempt to get past Rita and find another seat

B

• Back onto that horrid bus
• Barnes sits next to you
• Bus Breaks Down
• But it turns out fucking Sigall Hasterson also won a free ticket

C

• Carl Tones
• Catch a nap if you can
• Change seats before he wakes up
• Check Holmes
• Conflict with the lady
• Crossing Over
• Curl low into your seat and try to be hidden unseen as long as you can

D

• Demand off of the bus
• Details of the bus ride
• Don't worry bout it

E

• Escape the hospital so you can do yourself in

F

• Fat nasty Retta Barnes gets on next
• Fifteen miles to go
• Fucking Brad Stiffs gets on

G

• Get a job so you can buy a field recorder
• Get a job there repairing the bridge
• Get a Taxi and have the driver take you to the interesting spots
• Go ahead and go there then
• Go to the park to chill out awhile and finish your joint

H

• He notices the jocks picking on you
• Here's your stop

H cont.

• Hey! That's Motley Howe, lead guitarist of Black Circle getting on the bus

I

• It turns out that there's one Mollkin family living on the island
• Its a bus stop
• Its the first bus station stop
• Its time to get back on the bus

L

• Laugh at Check's bloody nose with the band members
• Libertarian asshole Cal Ponts gets on the bus next
• Look for buyers by making phone calls at the next bus stop
• Lots of rain

N

• Next seatmate a holy roller
• Next seatmate a junky
• Next stop you are off this evil bus

O

• Only four more hours and your there

P

• Pick up your suitcase and walk into your new home
• Police raid the Bus

R

• Record some sessions to see if anything comes from it
• Record songs by Charles Trask and sell the mp3's online
• Recruit a couple more players from BBl

S

• Seek another seat, forcing your way past the ladies blocking bulk
• Someone you know sits beside you

T

• Take a stand for Death Monsters rights next
• The band rehearses live on the bus
• The Black Ambulance comes to take you away
• The bus breaks down again
• The bus catches on fire!
• The bus is hyjacked
• The bus takes off
• The dream you have on the bus
• The driver will not allow you to get out of the bus now
• The gasoline is choking you
• The holy roller wakes up
• The recording goes gold and you have tons of money for your cause
• The relentless all night polka band gets on the bus
• There's a Mollkin hijacking of the bus
• There's four more bars on the island hit them all

T cont.

• Theres a big bus driver union strike
• Throw the bus ticket away then
• Trade it for half a sandwich at work
• Try to flag a car down with one flailing arm while holding your throat closed with the other
• Try to stay with your friend biff for a couple years hoping it all goes away

W

• Walk across the bridge after the bus and your suitcase inside it
• What kind of hospital is this anyway?

Y

• You are just left passed out on the bus and now its let everyone off and its heading back across the fucking bridge
• You are slapped awake by a passenger
• You are taken to a hospital
• You decide not to get back on that bus
• You decide to pay for a plane ride and sell the bus ticket for what you can get
• You fall into mercifull sleep
• You get back on the bus
• You get back on the bus but try to bolt again as soon as you get your suitcase
• You get your suitcase and walk off the bus, telling the driver you are about to vomit
• You go Bvl
• You go to the restroom to smoke a joint, if you are going to die might as well die high
• You just walk away, fuck em
• You meet a girl on the bus
• You munch those shrooms now
• You ride it out
• You say fuck it and just start walking away from the bus swearing never to get back on another one
• You score up some dope
• You somehow crawl free of the bus
• You stumble back towards the bus hopeing it is still there
• You tell the crew of the white ambulance about the black ambulance
• You tell the holy roller that you worship the devil
• You tell the lady that you are a satanist going to a mass black mass
• You try to find some bus pussy that don't stink too bad
• You try to turn the band against Sigal Hasterson
• You try to wrestle the wheel from the bus driver to have a slow safe go at it
• You two decide to tour the mainland
• You win a Strayhound bus ride to Bubbling Vomit Land